The New Alphabet order
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I came up with this about a year ago. I forgot to post the reasoning behind this new order…
The letters are sorted by the shape of the uppercase letters of the alphabet. There are 3 groups of letters: Letters with only straight lines, Letters with only curvy lines, and Letters that have both.
The straight letters are further sorted into how many strokes from 1 to 4 it takes to draw the letter.
January 26th, 2011 at 1:04 pm
I was wondering the other day…at what point in your pathetic live did you realize that you were a total DOUCHEBAG. I have never seen such HORRIBLE comedy in my entire life. You look like Corkey from Life Goes On doing stand up. I mean you would have to be a complete retard to find any of your so called Jokes funny. I mean seriously. Somebody please tell this guy to shut his mouth and get off the stage. 24 hour fitness.com…really. Who knows maybe thats the reason that you are fat and ugly. They must have written the 40 year old Virgin about you because Im sure that unless you are paying for it…you have never been laid by anything with a heart beat. Well i think that I have offically painted the perfect picture of you. So now go curl up in a ball with that stupid dog of yours and cry yourself to sleep….dumbass!
PS…whens your next show retard…would love to come see you make a complete fool of yourself. Keep reading your How you pick up girls books cause they seem to be working.
January 27th, 2011 at 7:17 pm
This message was written by Michael Coppersmith.
Author : DoucheBag (IP: 12.22.208.2 , firewall.coppersmith.com)
Thanks for the comment.