BSMurphy

I’ve got what it takes to be a successful comedian, I already have the skill of not laughing at my own jokes.

I’m sorry to the ******* ** ********** to what I may have or may not have said on stage/off stage and in public or private. However, I would like to say, that I do like the Instructions to *********: “Use as much as you like!”

I think that the entire ‘Lost’ TV Series is about one man ‘Charles Widmore’. You heard it here first.

Celery is my favorite thing that rots in the refrigerator. That might not be a joke, it’s a true statement.  Other things get mold and smell.  Celery just goes limp.