Don’t Spam, you f-in robots!

2011
12.19

Hi, this is  Brian Murphy or  Brian Scott Murphy a.k.a.  B.S. Murphy a.k.a.   B. Scott Murphy.

I consider myself to be a “do it your-self”  astronaut and “funny” in multiple realities as a comedian.

I’ll post more later

JoKe Of ThE pAsT tImE pErIoD

2011
12.05

I really admire USB for continuing to invent products year after year in which you can never tell which way to plug it in.

Joke of The Day – Glass half empty

2011
11.04

I think the glass is half empty of air cause the f-in water is in the way!

Occupy Wall Street

2011
10.30

I think that Corporations which legally are artificial “Persons” should have one of their rights removed by Congress.

A Corporation and a business is a privilege created by the government.  Currently as I am aware the only legal difference between “the people” and these Persons (Corporations) is that Corporations can not vote.

Since Congress creates the laws regarding commerce and the states create the laws with respect to Corporations, they are God, creator.  The government has the power to create and tax and should exercise its right as creator and manage these corporations financial dealings more strictly than real living humans.  It should not matter to one single living person because these Persons do not really exist except as pieces of paper.

We have checks and balances and the courts have upheld corporations rights to donate money to political elections.  I believe laws could be formulated that will limit and take away the privileges of companies to donate money in such a way as it would be upheld as Constitutional by the Supreme Court.  I’m speaking philosophically, I don’t know the details, but the people and the government should work together (and leave out the Corporate – “Persons”  to come up with laws which would be legal, fair and eventually be upheld to the Supreme Court.

I am not against money being donated by any individual working for any corporation.  There should be no limit upon a citizen how much he donates.  I believe corporations should funnel their money to its employees however the corporation sees fit, and then the individuals can donate the money in any amount.  We don’t want to deny an individuals rights, we do want to limit non-existent humans rights.

This is only one part of the solution.

It is my strong belief  that most of our country’s labor hours are spent fixing things that other people broke.  Wars, crime and our appetite for throwing stuff away and buying new hurts our economy by generally making everyone one of us to work harder and longer to pay for it all.  In economics, I’ve never heard the “Broken Window fallacy” taught, but it should be mandatory!  If a window is broken on purpose by another, the owner can now NOT buy what he wanted to buy, he must buy what he HAS to buy.  He must work harder and longer.

I can understand why others would WANT to work harder and longer, so at least they CAN work.  The only solution as I see it, is to educate people so they KNOW that we must conserve and not destroy and that it will help us net total in the future.

 

The New Alphabet order

2010
09.11

I L T V X A Y H K N Z F E W M J U S C O Q G D P R B

I came up with this about a year ago.  I forgot to post the reasoning behind this new order…

The letters are sorted by the shape of the uppercase letters of the alphabet.  There are 3 groups of letters: Letters with only straight lines, Letters with only curvy lines, and Letters that have both.

The straight letters are further sorted into how many strokes from 1 to 4 it takes to draw the letter.

Answer to “Do We Exist?”

2010
09.04

You can take any computer program and convert it into one really large number.  That number already existed in math, so did the programmer discover what already existed?  I say, that we have to redefine what the word exist means.  For something to exist there has to be an observer.

This is the way the universe works, every alternate reality possible universe exists, but as an observer we fly through to the possibilities of our choices.

My new letter opener…

2010
08.26

Hay buy the whey,

BSMurphy.com is going ByeBye!

2010
07.21

Hello all (one of you (me)),

I am not renewing BSMurphy.com, but I am going to put this blog site on BrianScottMurphy.NET, so you must go there after August 2nd.

Joke of the Day

2010
04.26

I’ve got what it takes to be a successful comedian, I already have the skill of not laughing at my own jokes.

Joke of The Day

2010
04.24
I’m sorry to the ******* ** ********** to what I may have or may not have said on stage/off stage and in public or private.
However, I would like to say, that I do like the Instructions to *********: “Use as much as you like!”

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